Well, I hadn't either - until today. After my classes, I walked home to find that the garbage had yet to be taken out of my apartment. Attempting to be a good roommate, I grabbed my keys and went back out with the garbage. Unfortunately, as I threw the bags into the dumpster, my keys went with them and found their way to the bottom of the dumpster.
I suppose you may consider this a puny first-world problem, but it absolutely consumed the next hour of my life. After an initial panic, I ran back to our apartment, jumped our terrace wall, and proceeded to rip a small branch off of the hedge that surrounds the terrace. Hoping for the best, I hurried back to the dumpster and attempted to use the stick to shimmy the keys up the side of the dumpster. Naturally, karma was not on my side and the stick proceeded to snap in half. Attempt #1 = failure.
I stared at the dumpster for awhile longer before deciding I'd need to jump in. Hoping that my Italian was understandable, I asked a passing woman to hold-up the lid of the dumpster so I could jump in. She laughed and called me a crazy foreigner before walking away. Attempt #2 = bigger failure.
Now, I must note that none of my roommates were in my apartment at this time AND my cell phone was also in my apartment. I certainly did not set myself up for success.
Next, I convinced myself that I should just dive in. As I held the lid, I quickly attempted to jump-up so that my hips were on the ledge and I could lean in. The jump was successful, though the lid of the dumpster proceeded to slam into my head, effectively trapping the upper half of my body within the dumpster and my legs were left kicking the air above the sidewalk. After a minute of concern, I managed to collapse out of the dumpster. Attempt #3 = largest, and most embarrassing, failure.
Finally, another student from our program walked by and I asked him for help. Bless his soul, he stopped to help me. As I held the lid, he jumped halfway up and then leaned into the dumpster (preventing full immersion) and was able to reach my now-slimy keys.
And, there you have it. Just another afternoon in Florence, I suppose......