It would be oh-so-easy to simply say, "I told you so." Because, well, I did.
It was no secret to my campus community that this homecoming weekend was bound to be full of inebriated idiots making poor decisions. Unfortunately, I became one of those raging dumb asses who decided to partake. So, let me make my advice for the future very clear: Don't drink and divulge.
Now, you may be wondering what I mean by divulge. Too much of any thing can be a bad thing, dear reader; so, when your worst friend, Jose Cuervo, tries to convince you to do something that your other-sober-self wouldn't do, don't divulge. You'll just awake from your drunken coma to a whirlwind of regret (and maybe a few bruises).
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