Monday, November 7, 2011

Ho, Ho, Eskiho?

Let's face it, dear readers. I really just created this blog so I could anonymously vent about people and their actions. So, here's today's rant.


IT'S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING! Dear American Consumers, stop purchasing Christmas items in October and maybe our corporate giants will stop producing fake trees before Halloween. Does anyone really want to purchase a Christmas tree before a turkey? I THINK NOT.


Side note: can somebody please riddle me this whole "booty shorts and uggs" style? Because I think everyone partaking looks ridiculous and should be banned from the public eye. Santa probably runs through town going "Ho, Ho,. . . . .eskihoes?"


I love the holidays like a fat kid loves cake. So to all of you confused consumers and uninformed ugg-wearers, please step it up. NOW.

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